Session 2

 

Bobby’s Voice Logs

via Pip Boy (aka “Chirpy”)

Entry 49

Been 178 days since Sunshine found me.

Anyway, uh, last night after we rescued those kids, we finished watching that moving picture – Predator or whatever - think that one might be my favorite one yet. Anyways, Murph had a great idea to keep watch so there ain’t no surprises in the middle of the night. Karl, Murph, and I stayed up – well, I’m pretty sure they stayed up all night, you know what I mean – I stayed up for a little bit, keepin’ my eye on the brahmin. Figured anything shows up the brahmin’ll know it first, you know? Afterward, I needed to get some shut eye, so I curled up next to Sunshine...

Woke up, no surprises. Started helping the locals dig more while Sunshine and Wackadoo they’s milkin’ their brahmin. Lab Coat’s real fascinated by the milking process, you know what I mean?

So we’s digging and notice the FOC coming down with their bots, you know, they’re mod’ed with the shovels or whatever, so they’re making way more progress than we was. So, they comin’ in acting like fuckin’ heroes or whatever. Lab coat was fascinated so I just kinda pulled him aside, “Hey, these guys, the less you say the bettah, you know what I mean? Like the kaiju stuff, maybe just keep that to yourself.” I didn’t know how those FOCers was gonna react to that kinda stuff, you know? I didn’t want them to give him a hard time or whatever. Those kinda guys... I mean I used to be like one of those guys, you know.

Oh yeah, they did this thing – stay vigiliant or whatever; Lab Coat was eating that shit up. Heh. It was pretty funny. Anyway, I thought Lab Coat did a pretty good job talkin’ to those guys. He’s pretty green, but he’s smart. He’s a smart cookie. So that was good.

So, after all that we was making our way up toward Olympia to get more supplies... and Lab Coat’s all up our business. Asking about, you know, our whole story and whatever. So, I just was like, well what’s your story? You know what I  mean, these guys like talkin’ about themselves. So, he’s going on about these orgies they do. He has like 16 kids or whatever. Finally we realized his 16 kids aren’t actually kids, they’re rats... cause he’s like I can’t actually has 16 kids, but he didn’t actually know because he participates in this orgies, so who knows how many kids he actually has. But it’s all communal or something. I don’t know, it’s just very different – these vaulties, I’m telling you, they’re different than from where I come from. That kinda thing... that kinda thing... doesn’t really happen... you know. Heh heh. This guy.

So... we’re on our way, heh... and this, uh, this lady started calling for us. She’s all dressed in an immaculate white dress or whatever. She’s all knowin’ our business. How we was helping the kids last night. And none of us remembered her... but she’s talkin about this pizzah thing... and then everyone got really excited about it. I didn’t know what the fuck pizzah was... but then Lab Coat was like they had in the vaults. They call it pizza though, not pizzah. And has all this stuff on it, Lab Coat was like – “you Bobby” – well, he still calls me booby though – I would really like it. I don’t fuckin’ know what it is, so I’ll take your word for it, you know.

So... she’s asking for these supplies or whatever, “I’ll give you 50 caps each, here’s a list of stuff that I need to make this pizzah...” Anyway, one of the ingredients she said was tomato. I mean, honestly, I thought Sunshine was makin’ that up when she was describing it. But apparently they’re actually real. I don’t know, I aint’ never seen one. Anyways, she wants cheese, some tomatoes, and a bunch of other stuff... so... you know, she marked the map on chirpy and uh, I don’t know, I guess we’ll go find this stuff.

Anyway, we on our way walking, heh, and uh, we see a Radstag and then Wackadoo justs goes up like he’s gonna have a conversation or something... honestly, I kinda thought he was actually – he almost convinced me this was something he could actually do; talk to the Radstag. Anyway Radstag’s kicking his legs up, you know, he’s not too happy, so we kinda just keep our distance. Wackadoo rejoins us or whateveh.

Anyway, so get closer to the grocery store. Murph and I tell the group, stay back for a second as we scout ahead. Towns like fuckin’ empty. No buildings, no people, nothing... just this grocery store. Fuckin’ weird. Anyways, there was piles of trash up against the front doors. Murph was like, this looks like someone’s tryin’ keep something in, you know what I mean... like, yeahh... fuck. That’s when we’re like – who’s this fuckin’ lady asking for these ingredients, right? We didn’t ask any questions about this lady. Dress was like, fuckin’ clean you know what I mean? Where she fuckin’ come from? We didn’t ask! Ah... again, I think we was just so excited about the pizzah thing.

So, we head around back... Lab Coat thought we should find an access to the roof or somethin’... Sure enough there’s a ladder, Murph jumps up it, takes a look, after a bit, I join ‘em. He found some kinda room with an electrical lock and then a big hole in the ceiling. Ah... I was tempted to jump down it, but, you know, the others thought it’s probably bettah not to jump down the hole.

Anyways, so Lab Coat came up and unlocked the electronic lock. And then, they find a pipe gun and some other stuff inside there. A fusion core... Lab Coat’s about to grab it, but Murph and I were like, wait, wait... there’s probably power in this building, right? So, let’s just keep it in there so we have power if we go inside. And then we can come back and get it after, you know, when we leave.

So, Sunshine, she lockpicks the back door. I yanked it open – almost had a piece of ladder fall on my head, but I caught it – and then, made our way in. Lookin’ for a light switch... we found some... Wackadoo turned them on. Oh yeah, Sunshine decided to bring all her – Rosemary and Thyme inside and I was like you know I think it’s safer for them not to be inside this creepy building. But she didn’t wanna listen to me, you know. Whatever. Then Wackadoo’s like I was like his brahmin’ll be safer outside and anything happens to them, then it’s my fault... But even- I didn’t – I’m... eh... okay guy, heh heh, I guess. Whatevah. Oh yeah Wackadoo’s like building alive or whatever. I don’t know that guys on... but uh, it’s something... he’s on something that’s for sure.

So yeah, lights on, searching around. We found one ingredient – one of the plant things, or whatever. Then there’s a buncha doors, so... just go in the doors, right? Sunshine opened up the door... badabing badaboom... Karl and Murph filed in first, I went in after, looking for lights, again. Then we just... kinda all filed in; keepin’ Rosemary and Thyme in the other room, where it’s safer... and then, uh, oh yeah cuz Murph was like, something ping’d off his sonar. Something’s in this room, right?

Anyway... so we’re all on edge, heh... dark creepy room. Kind of a vibe, right? I’m going up one of the aisles... then I heard a fuckin... a fuckin voice. A little voice talkin’ to me. So, I just... quietly, snuck ahead – well, I thought I was scouting ahead and then I realized that Wacksdoo’s like two steps behind me. Heh... these guys gonna get me killed.

So, we carefully makin’ our way to the voice... turns out, it’s a little girl. A little ghoul actually. A little ghoul girl. She said there’s others in here... with her. I... I didn’t want, you know what I mean... so I took her hand and I brought her over to Sunshine... Sunshine and I got different opinions on ghouls... So... uh, so... Sunshine she weren’t too happy about the ghoul. But she’s a little girl, you know I want I mean?

So, she’s told us there was at least 4 other guys in here... feral though. And... they weren’t in their right minds, so it’d be a mercy to put ‘em down. So, alright, we’ll take care of ‘em. She said, there was a security bot on the other side. So, I radio’d to Lab Coat, let him know what’s what. I meant for him to go ahead to go get the security bot but then it became like a whole thing and Karl started shooting at bodies... so it was a big of a mess. But it worked out okay. Turns out, yeah, there was gabaghouls, you know what I mean? Was a bit of a dance and then boom, done. But turns out... Lab Coat was like reading a journal where the bot was... there’s more in another room or somethin’. So, alright, well they’re in the other room... so let’s just search this room while we can. Searchin’ around, found a whole buncha stuff. Gotta upgrade to Joy... so, I think I’m gonna give Lab Coat Joy... Uh... and then I’ll take on this other one. Gotta see how she feels, you know? So yeah... I guess we’re gonna go in this other room in a little bit. So that’s about it.

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