Bobby’s Voice Logs
via Pip Boy (aka “Chirpy”)
Entry 58
Heading to Market
Heading toward the 12-5 market. Journey pretty uneventful
Labcoat asks Calamity all about herself; for some reason lab coat was talking about how I talk about “southern temple” but I don’t know what he’s going on about. Said I talk in my sleep or something
Then lab coat’s making a fuss abut my leg, all the puss is green or something and I said that’s normal, that’s how it heals. He looked it over and decided I was right, leg is healing fine.
Babs not wearing no pants again.
Debate the route for a bit, but stick to the plan and head to the market, taking a right at the fork in the road.
Millie feels left out, no one ever talks to her. I just don’t talk much and then everyone kinda laughed. I said I don’t talk about my feelings or nothin. For some reason peple ws talking about I should talk about my felings. I said I don’t talk much and everyone kinda laughed. It’s true, im like the strong silent type. I hardy do none of the talking. Well at least about the feelings stuff. I don’t do that kinda talking.
12-5 Market
Follow the off ramp sign. Market – 3 walled structure, don’t really see no body, guard is asleep. Babs approaches, in his skivvies as per uze – Ademar Babadook, you can call me Ademar Babadook. Guard says stalls might be closed, people are drinking and dancing
We park the cart and go in. We find Sam! We ask about selling some stuff, but not for caps, we have to trade. We have a lot of stuff to sell. Lab Coats asks a blackmarket guy about a skishkebobby for me! We find a Fat Man and have the brilliant idea to give it to Babs to hold on to. What could go wrong?
Dance Party
Dance party. Not too shabby, danced with Sunshine, got a little close, but she seemed a little self consiocus with everybody wathcin
Rose and Babs milk their brahmin – see guys in hoods over the hills.
We bought a buncha upgrades, so Lab Coat goes to work on upgrading Sunshine and Babs’ shotguns while Lumpy Gulper and Murph find help to upgrade their weapons.
I pretend like Im gonna go check the fences of the brahmin and try to sneak a peak at the hooded guys. Can’t see nuthin’ so I go back to Lab Coat to get Frankie. Lab Coat is busy doing the do hickies and seems a little annoyed at me for some reason. Hey man, just tryin’ to keep us all safe or whateveh.
I go back to the hills with frankie and all casual like send Frankie out, but like being all non chalante and what not. Frankie reports there are 7 guys, one large construct; no wepaons or vehciles. Weird. But they don’t seem dangerous.
I head back to the others... just in time to see one of the repair guys pull a tube from Murph’s neck! It’s a couple drawings by a little girl named Little. The drawings make Murph really sad cuz he can’t remember nuthin. One of the pages has dried blood all over it. I tried to make Murph feel better... like Im sure the kid is fine and all growed up now.. but I don’t know, that evidence weren’t looking so good, you know?
Cult of the Sqautch
After all the excitement dies down, I tell the others I need a little recon and gathered some intel on the mystery cloak guys. 7 humans, no noticeable weapons, campfire, non tents, sleeping bags, large construct (frankie couldn’t make heads or tails) and a large lead box.
Curious about them, I see if the others want to approach... with Babs taking the lead, pantless as usual. As we approach, we see more of their uniforms – robes with a big red foot on their chest. Lumpy recognizes it – they’re the Cult of the Squatch. We see the construct is actually a very large shrine wit a giant goat or ram skill. It’s big. Too big. One of the cultists isn’t dressed like the others, his clothing is all pelts, but he still has the footprint on his chest. He’s also wearing a Rad Stag headpiece.
Lab Coat approaches and gives his usual speel about Kaiju... but one of the cultists corrects Lab Coat and says he got it all wrong. The kaiju didn’t cause this, they’re trying to save us and their cult is trying to work with the Kaiju. Lab Coat is looking a little speechless by this and the two of ‘em go into a little back n forth. I message lab coat on Chirpy... wanna see if he thinks we should make a move or not... but for some reason Lab Coat can’t read non of my messages. Maybe I missed a letteror two, but I think its pretty cleaer what I was saying. Well whatever... Lab Coat doesn’t want us to make a move because he thinks these guys are just monster food. Hehe monster food is pretty funny.
Anyway, so they’s talking awhile... and then they was saying something about how they collect monsters and sometimes not all of them make it back so they use their blood to make their footprints and I was like oh you step on each other? Then I asked em if they wanted a footpring on their back at all... and then it got a little weird. Like the guy was into it-into it, ifyou get my drift. Lumpy even said there was a lot of sexual tension. Between me and this guy? Lol, Lumpy’s a funny one.
As we’s talking, the lead box starts to shake. Lumpy’s like WHAT’S IN THE BOX!? WHAT’S IN THE BOX?!! But these guys don’t wanna show us. Lumpy even gives them 5 caps to see, but thye ain’t bunging. I get closer and say the lady paid you to see what’s in the box, so show her what’s in the box...but this gets the Rad Stag leader over in our business. He doesn’t say nothing, just holds out his arm with a really awesome looking claw attached to it... damn I want that thing. I played a couple scenarios in my head where I cut off his hand and we sedattle away all quick like before he notices his arm is missing... but that’s probably not gonna go that smoothly. I try to convince him to hand it over, but dis guy has no sense o humor. I jokingly say maybe we can spare over it and I’ll just take your hand off. I was trying to be playful, just making a friendly joke... but things was getting kinda tense.
Anyway, we uh sort just parted ways after that... not wanting to get into a scuffle.. I mean, even though we’d wipe the floor with dis guys, you know?
Spelling Bobby
Well whatever, anway... so we head back to the market and then lba coat’s taking about how I can’t spell or something and he wants to teach me. I said sometimes I get the leters mixed up, he said we can count with letters instead of numbers.. but I said, we aint gonna get too many pushups in with only 12 letters. Anyway, everyone’s giving me a hard time. I said the brotherhood taught me all that stuff, but I wasn’t so good with the book stuff so I had some help so I could focus on my physical training... and they kinda just ignored that my spelling weren’t so good you know? I don’t know I don’t think its that off, what they’re complaining about.
